No Spoon. No Goop. Just Good Sh*t.
Remember those thick orange fiber drinks your grandpa would drink? Keel isn’t that. We use PHGG + resistant maltodextrin for 7 g of smooth, bloat-friendly fiber, then add 1B CFU and a precise microdose so the ritual feels light now and tomorrow.
Reserve for $1 today. Remaining balance charged when your order ships (ETA: 11/29/2025). Free 4-pack on 12-packs+.
Keel is the first probiotic NA drink with dietary fibers that support gut health:
- 7 g soluble fiber
- 1B CFU prebiotic and probiotic microorganisms
- 5mg microdose of hemp Δ9 THC
Our Citrus Ginger blend pairs PHGG (regularity) + resistant maltodextrin (gut health) for doctor recommended digestive support, plus a bright taste and light mouthfeel makes Keel refreshing and drinkable anytime of day or night.
Plus, Keel is a still, non sparkling, drink so it is easy on your stomach. Just chill, invert gently ×2, sip, and enjoy gut regularity.
Regular price
$28.00
About Us
Good Gut = Great 💩
Age 21+. Do not mix with alcohol. Do not drive or operate machinery after consumption. Not for pregnant or nursing individuals. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
What's Inside Matters
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7 Grams Prebiotic Fiber
Our blend of PHGG and resistant maltodextrin for digestive health & regularity with a smooth mouthfeel.
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1 Billion CFU "Gut Buddies"
Each can of Keel contains Bacillus coagulans at over 1 Billion CFU at end-of-shelf-life (we verify what’s alive when you drink it).
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5 mg Hemp Δ9
A microdose of federally legal THC for a light, predictable feel lets you enjoy being regular. Shipping directly to you in over 35 US States.
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Zero Grams Added Sugar
Keel only contains natural occurring sugars from prebiotics, we never add any unnecessary sweeteners or syrups.
We publish potency, safety, and CFU @ shelf life for every lot.
FAQ's
1) What does 5mg of hemp Δ(delta)9 THC feel like?
Sober
23%
Dude, what?
77%
2) How fast does a microdose drink "kick in" vs. an edible?
15 minutes
50%
60 Minutes
50%
3) How many should I take? (Number of cans every 5 days)
4) What is the mouthfeel of a Keel drink?
Shake-like
90%
Silky Smooth
10%
5) Do the probiotics survive until I drink it?
6) How does Keel compare to “prebiotic sodas” on fiber and sugar?
Keel targets 7 g fiber with <2 g sugar; many prebiotic sodas have ~2–5 g fiber and ~4–5 g sugar.
Keel is the first probiotic NA drink with dietary fibers that support gut health:
- 7 g soluble fiber
- 1B CFU prebiotic and probiotic microorganisms
- 5mg microdose of hemp Δ9 THC
Our Citrus Ginger blend pairs PHGG (regularity) + resistant maltodextrin (gut health) for doctor recommended digestive support, plus a bright taste and light mouthfeel makes Keel refreshing and drinkable anytime of day or night.
Plus, Keel is a still, non sparkling, drink so it is easy on your stomach. Just chill, invert gently ×2, sip, and enjoy gut regularity.
Regular price
$28.00
